06/09/03
"That's the magic of minivans."
- I was parked next to this random woman who was getting into her minivan and didn't close the back door. I asked if she wanted me to close it. Apparently the door shuts automatically.
05/07/03
"That's because Satan's daughters are all freaks."
- Strange, scary man on elevator about Aletha, Cara, and me
02/10/03
"And based on all my witch friends...they tend to be raised Catholic."
- Dana, I guess she knows a lot of witches
01/15/03
"I think she has some DNA missing."
- A supervisor about another supervisor. I'm just too nice to write their names. But if you want to know, just ask.
01/05/03
"Men speak poison words, women define them."
- Heather's magnetic poetry
12/31/02
"Wait! I have to get my 2-liter!"
- Jeff, 15 seconds from the official ringing in of 2003
12/14/02
"So I really like pies and cakes. That's kind of my thing."
- Andre
11/27/02
"Happy Thank Giving. Thanks You!"
- A handwritten sign at Ploy Thai II restaurant in the Haight
11/26/02
"Did you just say irregardless?"
- Me to Dana, who usually is really on her game when it comes to grammar
11/25/02
"Most people are average."
- Former CEO
11/21/02
"Did you know there is a Springfield in every state in the Union? Jeff learned me that yesterday."
- Me to Dana and Julie (I'm usually pretty on my game when it comes to grammar, too)
11/16/02
"Here you are worried about a boy throwing rocks at a duck, when we have half the farm on our table!"
- Jeff at Claim Jumpers (there was an evil little boy outside the window torturing ducks)
11/15/02
"In this day and age, pretty much all restaurants serve salad."
- Some random man in the elevator to his friend
09/14/02
"That's some BOOOOOOLLshit!"
- Paul, recounting what a black lady exclaimed at the airport when she realized that only she and Paul (who is Korean) were being pulled out of the line for a security check. Obviously she wasn't a fan of racial profiling...
