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Welcome to the world Zoe!
"Look, baby lowjack!"
- Paul, lifting up his new daughter's foot and showcasing the medical alarm that will go off if anyone tries to steal the baby from the hospital
"It's the nuttiest of nut flushes."
- Me, on AK of diamonds
"They're still gooey and soft."
- Jeff, about the chocolate chip cookies we were baking
"The books weren't just cooked - they were preheated!"
- Mike (aka Juror #8) practicing what he'll say in the deliberation room to get a rise out of his fellow jurors
"I guess I'm not as young as I used to be."
- Me, after realizing it was taking me four days to recover from my drunken revelry on Sunday
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