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Pibbapalooza

September 25, 2004

"When I introduced him to my mom, I lied and said he was 22. After meeting him she asked me if I were sure he was 22 cuz he seemed much younger."

- Janine (who is 19) telling us about introducing her 26 year old boyfriend Josh to her mother

Still Haven't Unpacked

September 24, 2004

"Back off ladies. Camel toe's mine."

- Leah, fighting for someone's affection

Made the Final Table Again

September 23, 2004

"You blinked."

- Pibb to Charles after he successfully called Charles's bluff

Back to Brunette

September 22, 2004

"I'm just glad I'm not completely crazy."

- Roberta, after I explained that she could blame her mental breakdown on hormones

Flying Home on American

September 21, 2004

"She's tougher than a Tennessee steak and meaner than a rattlesnake on Tuesday."

- 48-year old Atlanta Superior Shuttle driver about his mother