JENNCHANTAL

Blind

April 30, 2005

"One time I accidentally dropped my cell phone in a public toilet, so I just left it there."

- Random girl at the Verizon Wireless store

Decaf in Motion

April 29, 2005

"He looks like an abdominal snowman."

- My Freudian slip about John Gulager (the fat Project Greenlight director) walking around in a gigantic parka

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Dear Fans,

I know many of you have been having a really hard week what with the sporadic ups and downs of JennChantal.com.

It's there. It's not there. It's back up. Nope, it's down again. Still down. Still down. Take me now, lord, JennChantal.com is gone forever!

Perhaps the tragic events of 4/25-29 will serve as a reminder that JennChantal.com is the most important part of your day and maybe you shouldn't take it for granted like you have been because one day, yes one day, it will be gone.

But not yet.

I believe my savvy tech support team has solved the [insert some geek-term here] problem.

I sincerely apologize for any head trauma, internal injuries, or spastic convulsions this past week has caused you and promise to get back to the good stuff ASAP.

*JennChantal

Throwing Up Mad 4SPT Gang Signs

April 28, 2005

"Amazing Racists."

- Dana, on the fact that the black couple on Amazing Race has come in first twice (including the time she had to shave her entire head) and not gotten any rewards like the other teams have

Yep, It's Short Again

April 27, 2005

"They always give Republican hair."

- Sara, on hairstylists' proclivity to provide an unflattering style after a haircut

Convenient Napping