JENNCHANTAL

Hungry, Hungry Shredder

May 31, 2005

"I'm really disappointed that you went for the obvious joke there."

- Dana, after I asked if her friend Rico were was Suave. I apologized immediately and let her know I was still jet lagged.

Bye Bye New York

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May 30, 2005

"I can't give you a ticket if you can't pronounce where you are going."

- Testy ticket taker after I butchered "Ronkonkoma"

Best Friends - Different Coasts

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May 29, 2005

"I hate magic while I'm eating."

- Ali, not happy with the magician that came into the restaurant to entertain the clientele

SHE'S A HE!

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May 28, 2005

"I'm not a jacket - but you're still a Jew."

- Danny to mini-Jess. Something about how he was wearing the hottest jacket ever - which became HJE. And she said she was the HJE - hottest Jew ever. I don't really know - they were drunk and it was funny.

True Love

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May 27, 2005

"What's your name, girl?
That's my favorite name, girl
I gotta new game, girl
My balls on your face, girl."

- Little song repeated constantly by Danny and Ali (and ultimately Jeff and me). Original lyrics by Hunter.