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View from Our West Village Apartment

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May 26, 2005

"What does the new Pope order from the Vatican commisary? Eggs benedict!"

- Southwest flight attendant. He actually got on the intercom and told this "joke" as we all were exiting the plane. He was really amused with himself...

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Mirror Mirror

May 25, 2005

"And you have yourself a happy hump day!"

- Smoothie Maker at Jamba Juice to a customer (he didn't give me the same salutation)

Raking It In

May 24, 2005

"Anyone who says 'with all due respect' is a total asshole."

- Me

Dear Fans

I feel it is my duty to retract an earlier statement I made on this website affirming that Rachel Hunter is NOT HOT. Upon further review it seems that the woman in my yoga class is not, in fact, Ms. Hunter. I sincerely apologize to any and all Rachel Hunter fans for this gross inaccuracy in my celebrity sightings. Trust that I will strive for better quality assurance from here on out.

Saw This on the Ground

I'm intrigued by the lack of contractions.

May 23, 2005

"Does he think I'm looking too much like Divine?"

- Overheard in the dermatology department. A very queeny patient was hoping to get an appointment with his plastic surgeon to "tighten the screw" near his temple. The receptionist said that the doctor would no longer see him for that procedure. The above was his response. Later, he asked if he could get in to get four botox shots in his hands because he'd been gardening and thought they "just looked awful!"