JENNCHANTAL

Crafty Card Cover for the World Series of Poker

June 30, 2005

"It's called a Vaughnologue."

- Evan, giving a name to the long-winded poker commentary of his brother Vaughn

Resolutions - Second Quarter Update

I made 7 New Year's Resolutions. My progess to date:

Get $1,500 in my savings account (started with $10)
At the end of the first quarter, JennChantal reported earnings of $1,000 thanks to a healthy chunk of change from the good old U.S. of A. Second quarter earnings see a profit of 38 cents. Yea, that's right I'M MAKING INTEREST, BITCHES!*

Open a second savings account with a credit union so I can't easily access (i.e. spend) my money
There's still six months left in this year...

Update my website more frequently
If I'm not eating, sleeping, or watching television - I'm probably updating my website.

Start jogging Do yoga
Jeff and I get our yoga on twice a week. NAMASTE, BITCHES!*

Do more freelance work
I'm no longer a fan of freelance work. I don't even like working when I'm at work, why would I want to make myself work on my time off? Ultimately, it's all about the lottery.

Take 1st place in a 4SPT game
I've spent $520 in 25 games this year. I've placed "In the Money" twice, coming in 4th and 5th. My grand total year-to-date winnings is therefore a whopping $45. I think I need a new hobby... 

Start listening to more music - not rap or pop, but music
This whole "music" thing is severely over-rated.

* Dear Fans, I in no way think you are bitches. Well, at least not most of you...

June Web Searches

This month's edition of search terms people used to find my website is categorized by topic for your viewing pleasure.

Click on a category link to see the list of searches, or click the "continue reading June Web Searches" link at the bottom of the post to see the entire list.

• Celebrity (35)
• Education (3)
• Fashion (7)
• Food (5)
• Hayward Inspired (6)
• Health and Fitness (9)
• Motherhood (6)
• TV and Film (8)
• X-Rated (6)

 

Cancerous JennMcD

When signing up for a MSN screenname, JennMcD was taken. Luckily for me, MSN came up with some suggestions - including CancerousJennMcD. I'm wondering if I could somehow manage to work this into a fat lawsuit against Microsoft and get me some Bill Gates scratch.

June 29, 2005

"I really hope the News runs with that story. They need to get back to their investigative reporting, hard-core journalistic roots!"

- Alisa. The "News," of course, being US Weekly. "That story" is the supposedly very true rumor that Rob Thomas's wife found him in bed with Tom Cruise.

One Day Left

Stealth Camera Phone Action

June 28, 2005

"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Mrs. B."

- Overheard of one degenerate male gambler to a female gambler at the Hollywood Park Casino. Apparently you aren't allowed to swear at the table, so this was his ever so sneaky way of calling her a bitch without getting a penalty.

Holy PSP, Batman!