Resolutions - Second Quarter Update

I made 7 New Year's Resolutions. My progess to date:

Get $1,500 in my savings account (started with $10)
At the end of the first quarter, JennChantal reported earnings of $1,000 thanks to a healthy chunk of change from the good old U.S. of A. Second quarter earnings see a profit of 38 cents. Yea, that's right I'M MAKING INTEREST, BITCHES!*

Open a second savings account with a credit union so I can't easily access (i.e. spend) my money
There's still six months left in this year...

Update my website more frequently
If I'm not eating, sleeping, or watching television - I'm probably updating my website.

Start jogging Do yoga
Jeff and I get our yoga on twice a week. NAMASTE, BITCHES!*

Do more freelance work
I'm no longer a fan of freelance work. I don't even like working when I'm at work, why would I want to make myself work on my time off? Ultimately, it's all about the lottery.

Take 1st place in a 4SPT game
I've spent $520 in 25 games this year. I've placed "In the Money" twice, coming in 4th and 5th. My grand total year-to-date winnings is therefore a whopping $45. I think I need a new hobby... 

Start listening to more music - not rap or pop, but music
This whole "music" thing is severely over-rated.

* Dear Fans, I in no way think you are bitches. Well, at least not most of you...

Comments

[amy]

I think part of your problem with 4SPT is that you invite good players. You need to start a new tour with a bunch of suckers who don't know how to play. It might be a bit more profitable for you! :)

[JennChantal]

Good point! We've actually had two of our players qualify for the $10,000 World Series of Poker starting next week. Meaning, they played for super cheap online (one guy only spent $2) and won those tournaments to get themselves a free entry into the most prestigious poker event of the year (estimated prize pool over $60 million). So yes, I think I need to start a new group where I will reign supreme...