JENNCHANTAL

July 27, 2005

"You have a real future in reality tv."

- Charles to me. I've been waiting for this moment all my life...

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JennChantal flies the coop.

Santa Barbara: The Old Stomping Grounds

July 26, 2005

"AAA guy locked us out of AAA truck. Stranded. No joke."

- Text message I received from my sister who had called AAA after her tire blew out driving back from Santa Barbara

No Heels Allowed

July 25, 2005

Kristen: "What's that smell?"
Me: "The ocean."

- I thought I was being SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO smart until I realized that the fishy smell was actually coming from an estuary behind the seaside restaurant we were dining at

Hotel Santa Barbara

July 24, 2005

"You might want to keep this [valet claim ticket]. We are morons around here."

- Valet, making me feel really confident about the safety of my car

Scott: The Boy Likes Ribs

July 23, 2005

"The milk company?"

- Wendy, who thought I got a job with Yoohoo - not Yahoo