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"You have a real future in reality tv."
- Charles to me. I've been waiting for this moment all my life...
"AAA guy locked us out of AAA truck. Stranded. No joke."
- Text message I received from my sister who had called AAA after her tire blew out driving back from Santa Barbara
Kristen: "What's that smell?"Me: "The ocean."
- I thought I was being SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO smart until I realized that the fishy smell was actually coming from an estuary behind the seaside restaurant we were dining at
"You might want to keep this [valet claim ticket]. We are morons around here."
- Valet, making me feel really confident about the safety of my car
"The milk company?"
- Wendy, who thought I got a job with Yoohoo - not Yahoo
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