JENNCHANTAL

August 27, 2005

"I've come to the realization that I don't like cooking because it involves science, math, and patience. All three skills I don't possess."

- Me

Danny and Cristina

August 26, 2005

"I'm putting her on hold to pick up poop while she puts me on hold to save a life."

- Jill (the dog walker) about being on a cell call with her friend (a doctor)

Maria and Keith

August 25, 2005

"Let's try to get together for a gang bang next week."

- Overheard. I've heard a lot of corporate buzzwords in my day - but this one is VERY new to me...

Ashley's Pending Sale

August 24, 2005

"My mom offered to pay me a dollar for every book I read."

- Ashley, who was NOT talking about some scheme her mom put together when she was in elementary school to get her child to read - rather something her mom said to her LAST WEEK. After 10 years without ever reading a single book, Ashley finally took up the hobby on a vacation to Hawaii with her family. Mama should be so proud!

Starwood Gold Club Member - Aw Yea!

August 23, 2005

"Whoever brainstormed the 'gift certificate' idea was a true genius."

- DadChantal, after we realized that many of those IOU Valentine's / birthday / anniversary / Easter / Christmas gift certificate presents he's given over the years have never been cashed in

Rough Ruff