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"That sounded really ghetto..."
- Jeff, after I told him that I was 5 cents short on my 50 cent bus fare
"I'm a football genius!"
- Me, after I won our four-person football pool (against major fans) simply by choosing the teams with the best mascot names
"It's looking grave."
- Jeff, once we realized that it wasn't very likely we'd get into the Hollywood Forever cemetery showing of The Shining
"They're considered the little engine that barely could."
- Chris, about a department that doesn't get much respect
"You know a girl's from Texas when the fact that a guy drives a Prius is a dealbreaker."
- Me, to Allison
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