Announcing the 2nd Annual JennChantal Awards

Dear Fans,

I'm pleased, and frankly a little surprised*, to announce the 2nd Annual JennChantal Awards.

As a loyal fan of Jennchantal.com, you are cordially invited to become a member of the JennChantal Academy and cast your vote for the Monthly Most Quotables. As an Academy Member, you will be presented with a short, 11-question online survey and asked to pick your favorite quote from each month. Voting will be open until Friday, December 9th.

As you may remember, the 2004 JennChantal Awards were marred with countless accusations among nominees of voter fraud, suspect repeat votes, and ballot box stuffing. But I hope that all of the 2005 nominees realize THAT'S WHAT THE JENNCHANTAL AWARDS ARE ALL ABOUT! I mean, MY GOD, if there's one thing you should know about me by now, it's that I live and die for popularity contests! Lie, steal, cheat, bribe - I don't care what you do but I encourage you to do it because winning a JennChantal Award is like the first bullet point on the resume of life.

And as if bragging rights weren't enough - winners from each month will receive valuable JennChantal merchandise! Last year's winners took home a JennChantal original keepsake calendar. I promise you this year's prize will be even more fabulous in that JennChantal-self-promoting kind of way.

So don't delay - cast your vote today. And tomorrow, and the next day...

*Let's be honest, I don't typically possess the attention span to maintain a hobby for this long...

Comments

[Pibb]

I always look forward to the Chantys!

[will]

I'm having a big Chanty's diner party and then we'll watch it on TV but I hope it doesn't end with fighting like last year.