JENNCHANTAL

New Year's Rocking Eve

December 31, 2005

"Why would I want just a shot of fucking milk?!?!"

- Tim to Jill. He was very angry that the complimentary cookies and shot of milk that normally comes with your check at Violet's restaurant was not part of the New Years pre-fixed menu. Jill told him he could probably order a shot of milk...but obviously the milk wasn't what he was interested in.

Me and Rich

December 30, 2005

"On his cell phone there was a picture of my ass!"

- Robin, who teaches at an all-boys' Catholic high school and found out that one of her students was sneaking more than text messages on his cell during class

Dave and Joy

December 29, 2005

"She just told us that she can only find five US States on a map."

- Dave to Joy, after she said she thought I'd know what "nanosphere technology" is because I'm "smart." And yes, it's true - my geography skills are more than lacking...

Killer Garlic Rolls by Candlelight

December 28, 2005

"You could totally wear my Baby Phat sweater."

- Reese, intimating that despite my whiteness I've got soul after she saw me "get down girl go head get down" to her Kanye West "Gold Digger" ring tone

The New Spread

December 27, 2005

"Did you ask for a pager too?"

- Keith, after his mom said she wanted a film (not-digital) camera for Christmas