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The Kids

December 26, 2005

"It's DOGrading."

- Jeff, on dressing your dogs in clothes. But it's so much fun and so cute!

Santa's Little Helper

December 25, 2005

"That's not a horoscope, that's advice."

- My Dad, after Kristen read aloud her Christmas horoscope, "Come Friday, make a travel decision or one about higher education."

Festive Dress

December 24, 2005

"They're like birds. If you feed them, they'll just keep coming back."

- Kristen, on the homeless (so in the holiday spirit)

Taquito Girls 2005

December 23, 2005

"He could cut his other fingers down to nubs to make it easier."

- Ashley, after Maricel told her that her musician boyfriend was teaching a man whose middle and ring fingers were nubs how to play the banjo

Winner!

December 22, 2005

"I guess I have to be funnier next year."

- Keith, realizing he didn't win a Chanty