JENNCHANTAL

December 3, 2005

"That's because people in Hayward are used to dodging rent."

- Jeff, after I told him that several people walked out of the Hayward showing of Rent the movie

November 26, 2005

"Maybe we are allergic to the stench of poverty."

- Kristen, on why she and I may have started randomly sneezing upon entering the Hayward Target

October 22, 2005

"There's a spot there...but I think it's that guy's living room."

- Tim, who located a potential parking space for us that was otherwise occupied by a homeless man