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Sick Man's Dinner

January 31, 2006

"This isn't an audition for Rent!"

- Heather, who didn't appreciate that the guy she was dancing with at the hip hop club was trying to get her to dance the merengue

In Bloom

January 30, 2006

"I'm going to wear them to yoga."

- Me, about my new 7 jeans. Apparently you are supposed to buy them a size smaller because they stretch out, but breaking them in is a bitch! Too bad I can't seem to get myself to yoga either...

Under Pressure

January 29, 2006

Me: "Why are you getting so testy-cles?"
Jeff: "Why are you ovaries-acting?"

- Ah, the battle of the sexes...

Dinner with Nancy and Friends

January 28, 2006

"Wouldn't be nice to have an actor that could play Asian, Caucasian, Latino, Middle Eastern, etc.? I have the potential to achieve the current success of multi-racial actors such as Lou Diamond Phillips, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Rob Shnieder,  etc."

- Text from an actual letter submitted to several talent agencies by a struggling actor. Lou Diamond Phillips is really the first guy you are going to mention as the pinnacle of multi-racial acting success?

FSB!

January 27, 2006

"Can you look out your window and tell me if you see pigs with wings darting around the sky?"

- Ernest, after I posed the possibility that something totally unreasonable might actually happen