JENNCHANTAL

Oh No He Didn't!

This is not a random picture. I know the owner of this car. And ironically, he doesn't even own a dual-tuner Tivo so I can't imagine where the love actually comes from.

February 28, 2006

"ok, meeting. (matinee pricing)"

- Ernest, on IM - who was running off to my favorite type of mid-day "meeting"

My New Gigantic Shades

February 27, 2006

"He might not want to market that diet plan just yet."

- Me, about the fat Apprentice candidate's assertion that he created his own diet and lost 160 pounds

Making Cupcakes at 11pm

February 26, 2006

Jill: "I could never be a pilot because I don't understand the physics of flying."
Me: "Do you understand physics at all?"
Tim: "She doesn't even know what physics means."

WPT Bad Boys of Poker II

February 25, 2006

"They should make a hybrid assault vehicle."

- Krissy, after noting how quiet our Prius is and can sneak up on you

Jeff and the WPTonline Satellite Winners

February 24, 2006

"Have you ever heard of Phil Helmuth?"

- Punchline to a joke that Linda "The First Lady of Poker" Johnson told at the WPT taping about a man who was turned away from the Guiness World Book of Records because he didn't, in fact, have the world's smallest penis