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The stairway at our apartment complex bit the dust today.
"How fabulous was his dads perfect pump? He was so old school with that hairdo, total D.I.L.F!"
- Heather, about my high school boyfriend's father. This guy had a total old school pompadore, second to none
"Suddenly knitting has never seemed so alluring."
- Nancy, whose boredom at work is getting the best of her
"How can she be bored posting pictures of Zach Braff all day long?"
- Julie, about Dana's new job as the Sr. Online Community Manager at NBC.com
"No thanks, I like warm weather."
- Jeff, to the girl on the street who asked us if we want to help stop global warming
"I'm like a dog - I just get so excited that I'm in Vegas. Next thing I know, I'm puking all over myself and drunk dialing friends in DC."
- Tim
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