"A fucking Mexican was trying to break into our house...no offense to anyone here."
- SAE frat boy, after he abruptly ran out of the frat house upon getting a text message from a frat brother on lookout in their crow's nest (I'm not making any of this up). The reason why this quote was so funny to me - beyond just the absurdity of the thought that anyone would try to break into a house with 80 frat guys hanging out in front - was that he apologized for saying "fucking Mexican" while looking directly at Rich. Rich is actually Filipino, but as the only non-white in a sea of frat boys, I guess it was as close to a "fucking Mexican" as they'd ever seen and worth apologizing for, just in case.
Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia.
Posted by: Vaughn | April 10, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Ok... I should have read chronologically. This is why I don't party with frat boys. Note to self...
Posted by: Allison | April 10, 2006 at 12:38 PM
Hey, we're the Blacks of the Asians. Get it right...
Posted by: Richie Rich | April 10, 2006 at 11:03 PM