"You don't leave the house all day long and when you finally get out it's like you have no idea how to interact with society."
- Jeff, after he caught me intensely staring at two teenage girls in line at the movie theater, after having vegged out on the couch all day long. But can you blame me? They were wearing leggings under denim shorts! It was perplexing and definitely worth the 5 minute stare.