JENNCHANTAL

Confucious Say

July 31, 2006

"In the meantime, you'll probably get a half dozen 4SPT degenerates arrested on outstanding warrants from the fingerprinting they did."

- Kristen, on the potential aftermath of the forensic fingerprinting done at our place because of the break in

A Work in Progress

July 30, 2006

"Somebody shoot that guy, please."

- Random lady at the gas station about a guy who was honking behind her

This is Why I Love Craigslist

They actually drove the chair home like this (from Santa Monica to West Hollywood) - that was as much of it as they could fit in their car.

July 29, 2006

"Then it'll have been the best $25 I've ever spent."

- Guy from Craigslist after his girlfiend inquired what would happen if the chair fell out of the trunk and killed someone.

The Color Palette

July 28, 2006

"Jeffrey and Jennifer, I hope this home brings you as much happiness as it has for me. Enjoy!"

- Card left from the seller of our new home on our official closing day with a bottle of champagne. Very sweet! How many single guys would think to do that?

Waiting at the DMV

July 27, 2006

"It's like Shark Week!"

- Charles, after his about-to-pop pregnant wife complained that she only signed up for 1 day of labor (she's been having contractions for the past week). Charles somehow likened it to Discovery's Shark Week. I don't really get it, but it made me laugh.