JENNCHANTAL

French Toast, Scrambled Eggs, and Bacon

Swingers sucks.

September 30, 2006

"I'm sure there are hotels down the street."

- My mother, after telling my sister she was very interested in buying a 1 bedroom home by the beach. This was her response, after my sister asked where we'd stay, and for that matter future grandchildren, when we came to visit.

Having Fun on a Sad Day

September 29, 2006

"I would like all of you to really be present today. And we're in that day and age when that means I have to remind everyone to turn off their cell phones."

- Minister, before starting a funeral service. I actually saw many people lean down in the pews to turn their's off, so I guess he had a point.

April's Winning Ace of Bones

September 28, 2006

"Puppies are to women what boobs are to men - they just can't help but look when they see them on the street."

- Profound food for thought from Alek

Under Attack!

September 27, 2006

"I don't think you'd fare too well in India."

- Matia, who is currently in the bustling, over-populated, pollution-ridden state of Bangalore, India visiting our engineering team. Did I mention I also hate curry?

Acey, Sit! Good Girl!

September 26, 2006

"I thought you were dead - but then I realized I had to get home to meet the dog sitter, so I left and hoped for the best."

- Me, to Dana after I went over to her house at a time when she was expecting me, saw the tv on, knocked on her door and called her repeatedly never to have her answer the door. Turns out she was in the shower at the time and didn't hear me but being my mother's daughter I was sure she was dead inside her apartment...but left anyhow.