JENNCHANTAL

December 31, 2006

"If I weren't so happy I'd be miserable."

- Charles

November 28, 2006

"It's like we're New Edition with 5 Bobby Browns."

- Josh, with perhaps my favorite analogy of all times. We were in a break out group together and he was explaining how good each of our individual team members were.

October 24, 2006

"I kept thinking, is this what's meant to happen? And then I went home and asked my wife and she disallowed me from ever getting another massage."

- Shay, who had his first massage at a Thai massage parlor and had a woman straddle him during the treatment

September 14, 2006

"Your ovaries hurt? Rub some dirt in them."

- Keith's sound medical advice

August 20, 2006

"The whorehouses in Pahrump have all been cleaned up. They're like really nice hotels now."

- Jeff's Grandmother. Don't ask me how she knows this...

July 31, 2006

"In the meantime, you'll probably get a half dozen 4SPT degenerates arrested on outstanding warrants from the fingerprinting they did."

- Kristen, on the potential aftermath of the forensic fingerprinting done at our place because of the break in

June 1 - June 7, 2006

Dear Fans,

I've been a bit distracted this past week and have totally neglected my JennChantal posting duties. I haven't been diligent in committing witty/sarcastic/funny/ironic/crass comments to memory nor have I taken many photos. As a result, I'm left with a spotty account of the past week that I've decided to post all at once.

June 1, 2006
Oliver "The Rabbit Eater" said something really funny about having a sexual fantasy about a girl dressing up a Samoan girl scout (not a Samoa girl scout cookie - but a large, Polynesian woman dressed as a girl scout). The specific quote I've since forgotten...

Tournament of Champions II Trophy

June 2, 2006
Up for grabs. If you said something quote-worthy in my presence on Friday - please let me know. KEEP IN MIND - THIS IS A FREE ENTRY INTO THE CHANTY'S NOMINEE POOL.

New Ceiling

June 3, 2006
Sonny said something really funny about female horses being just like female humans and how they don't obey you out of spite to make a point. Again, the specifics have failed me.

In The Paddock
Had I actually taken a picture today, it would have been of Jeff and me inside the paddock at the Hollywood Park racetrack with the owners of the race horse, Britney Heat. Unfortunately, one of the owners said she was very superstitious and doesn't like people taking pictures inside the paddock before a race. So you'll just have to use your imagination. The horse was big, brown, and had blinders on. And there we were, just trying to stay out of her way because she could have easily killed us if she charged.

June 4, 2006
"This is a half a million dollar cardboard box!"

- Random lady, at an open house in Santa Monica. Wouldn't you know...the only quote I can remember word for word goes to a stranger?

2 Bedrooms
Had I taken a picture on Sunday, it probably would have involved an open house North of Wilshire with two bedrooms. But I didn't and I'm over that place.

June 5, 2006
Up for grabs - all applications will be accepted via comments.

It Gets Better

June 6, 2006
Up for grabs - come on people this is your opportunity to make an impact on the lives of millions of JennChantal fans!

Jasmine

June 7, 2006
"Hot dam!"

- Me, after watching a video clip of a dam being exploded in China. I crack myself up. And hell, if anyone deserves a Chanty - it's me.

In conclusion, I want to express my deepest regrets to my fans for disappointing you in such a grave manner. But I promise to be diligent in my pursuits of daily quotes and pictures from here on out and never, ever have another repeat of "Black June 1-7, 2006."

*JennChantal

May 7, 2006

"We could tell which one you were because of your butt."

- My Mom, to my sister the triathlete about watching her in the water during the swim portion of the event among 700 other swimmers. She actually said "bun" - because my sister has really long hair and had it twisted into a bun under her swim cap - but we all heard butt and it makes for a better story...

April 8, 2006

"Just in case you break down in Mexico?"

- Jeff, who was perplexed why a poncho would be included in an emergency car kit (he didn't realize it was a rain poncho)

March 22, 2006

"It must be annoying being around people who are always flashing back."

- Charles, while watching Lost