- Jeff, during this week's episode of Rome in which they showed 3 different guy's naked butts, 2 gay sex scenes, and 1 frontal shot of male genitalia. Typically, it's all boobies so maybe they were just trying to balance out the past season and a half.
"You mean your dog isn't trained yet? She's had an hour of training. You know, in the 30 years I've been doing this, I've never once had a trained dog in my class."
- Michael, the dog trainer to a woman in our class who was frustrated that her dog couldn't/wouldn't sit. I just like him because he's bitchy.
- Me, after Jeff said that JR's Barbeque calls their Arnold Palmer (half iced tea, half lemonade) drink a Tiger Woods. I didn't realize that Arnold Palmer was a golfer, so this was the only explanation that seemed to make sense.