JENNCHANTAL

March 31, 2007

"Some guy or group named KRS-One? I sure as hell have never heard of them."

- Cop outside of Santa Monica High School, after I asked him who was performing at the concert going on inside

March 30, 2007

"This is what you get when it's 5pm on Friday night and you realize you haven't gotten your brother anything for his birthday."

- Jeff, to his brother Brian upon presenting him with a World Poker Tour chip set (now the third set he's given to a family member)

Pimping 23

Pimping 23
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March 29, 2007

"He named his dogs after famous retards."

- Ria, about a guy at the dog park who has two Weimaraners named Lenny (Of Mice and Men) and Fredo (The Godfather)

March 28, 2007

"Myopic bastards."

- Matia. I love that I work with people that are able to form impressively wordsmithed insults

March, 27, 2007

"I have my alarm set to Ryan Seacrest, so I'm always motivated to turn it off and wake up."

- Roel

March 26, 2007

"We put in the gayest pool on earth last summer. It’s all blue mosaic tile with fountains spurting water spouts. All we need are go-go boys dancing to house music all day long, and we’ll be set."

- Andrew (BGH), on his new gay pool

March 25, 2007

"Wow, you're rich!"

- Me, after King Richard said that he wanted to buy Planet Earth. He meant the Discovery channel DVD series for his new HD tv, but I didn't know that at the time. Actually, this quote happened on Thursday night, but Jeff and I were actually watching the Planet Earth series on Sunday and we reminisced how funny this little gem of mine was and since I can't think of anything better, this will do.

March 24, 2007

"I think we just had an Alias moment."

- Jeff, after we walked past a limping security guard with pacing in front of an open stairwell door where Jeff saw two other guards. Moments later, after we had turned the corner, a police car with its lights on whizzed past us going about 60 mph.

March 23, 2007

"That was just a plate of sad."

- Roel's critique of the movie Reign Over Me, which totally sucked