JENNCHANTAL

April 19, 2007

"I don't typically laugh at your wittiness, but I always laugh at your buffoonery."

- Justin, to Eliot

April 5, 2007

"I think the baby has given her Tourette's."

- Chad, about his pregnant wife's verbal fiestiness

March 22, 2007

"I'm gonna suck on you so hardcore."

- Rich to Keith. He meant to say 'suck OUT on you' which is poker slang for winning with the worst hand. But he had a bit of a Freudian slip and as a result we now have a new nomination for gayest moment in 4SPT history.

March 13, 2007

Rich (3/13/2007 11:52:22 AM): jeff sent me the wedding pics
Rich (3/13/2007 11:52:26 AM): you look beautiful
jennchantal (3/13/2007 11:52:30 AM): why thank you!
Rich (3/13/2007 11:52:57 AM): seriously. i thought you photoshopped your head on someone else!

- Via IM. Awesome backhanded compliment! Apparently I'm not doing myself fashion justice on poker night. And my single girl friends wonder why I never hook them up with the 30+ guys I hang out with every Thursday night...

March 3, 2007

"Say what you will about Hammer...but he put on one hell of a show"

- Gerritt (and yes, he was talking about MC Hammer)

February 15, 2007

"The Count is out."

- C-Mint, announcing that Will Call had busted out of our poker tournament. A month ago, Will Call wore "nice pajamas" to the game. Tonight, he showed up wearing a black crushed velvet cape-like jacket and white linen pirate tie-up shirt. Awesome.

February 1, 2007

"Do you think witchcraft was involved?"

- Eliot (MOSTache). I believe he was referring to the fact that he had spilled his beer twice and magically didn't have any stains on his clothes

January 25, 2007

"It's the Gerrit Storytime Hat Hour where he waxes poetic about his favorite hats."

- Pibb, after Gerrit told a story about losing a hat in the ocean, identical to the one he was currently wearing

January 18, 2007

"Nice pajamas."

- Wou-Tang, who hasn't spoken one word in 2.5 years on 4th Street, but took this opportunity to make fun of Will Call's burgandy velvet nehru shirt with safety pins for buttons (honestly, it defies explanation) in front of his "lady friend"

December 28, 2006

"I'd keep that close to your vest."

- Justin, after Gerrit said that he owns every single Weird Al Yankovic CD