My good friend Allison recently was a featured vlogger on Capessa's 10 Pound Challenge. It took her three months (yes, we're getting older and our metabolism has definitely slowed down) but she did it! Check out her final video.
"I haven't even lived there a week and I've already set off the alarm, had the police out, and had the alarm company call his ex-wife!"
- Allison, on moving in with her boyfriend
"I think Gloria is Spanish for maid."
- Allison, after we figured out that we knew four different cleaning ladies all named Gloria
"I take it personally when an ex dates someone lame. I mean, what does that say about me?"
- Allison, on dating
"Are you really wearing a corsage?"
- Allison, to me. For a split second I had her believing that I was planning on wearing a corsage to an upcoming "elegant attire" wedding
"You know you're totally fucked up in the head when you're taking relationship advice from Angelina Jolie."
- Allison
"They're one suburban house away from being trailer trash."
"I don't know how to say 'rectangle' in Vietnamese!"
- Allison, on the often complicated aspects of asking for the correct type of bikini wax in a cheapo nail salon
"It's a hell of a great place to make fun of people!"
- Allison, after I told her that in a million years I would have never pegged her as a UC Berkeley graduate because she is the polar opposite of UCB
"I can't motivate for a job if I'm not forced to dress cute."
- Allison, on career aspirations
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