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May 8, 2007

"I haven't even lived there a week and I've already set off the alarm, had the police out, and had the alarm company call his ex-wife!"

- Allison, on moving in with her boyfriend

April 12, 2007

"I think Gloria is Spanish for maid."

- Allison, after we figured out that we knew four different cleaning ladies all named Gloria

March 20, 2007

"I take it personally when an ex dates someone lame. I mean, what does that say about me?"

- Allison, on dating

March 1, 2007

"Are you really wearing a corsage?"

- Allison, to me. For a split second I had her believing that I was planning on wearing a corsage to an upcoming "elegant attire" wedding

December 18, 2006

"You know you're totally fucked up in the head when you're taking relationship advice from Angelina Jolie."

- Allison

November 29, 2006

"They're one suburban house away from being trailer trash."

- Allison

September 16, 2006

"I don't know how to say 'rectangle' in Vietnamese!"

- Allison, on the often complicated aspects of asking for the correct type of bikini wax in a cheapo nail salon

September 7, 2006

"It's a hell of a great place to make fun of people!"

- Allison, after I told her that in a million years I would have never pegged her as a UC Berkeley graduate because she is the polar opposite of UCB

August 3, 2006

"I can't motivate for a job if I'm not forced to dress cute."

- Allison, on career aspirations

February 2, 2006

"If I had a medical alert necklace, I'd use it so someone WOULD come and find me naked."

- Allison