"If I had a medical alert necklace, I'd use it so someone WOULD come and find me naked."
- Allison
"He likes art and eats nuts."
- Allison, on what makes someone a 'California guy'
"You're halfway to becoming an anorexic - minus the not eating food part."
- Dana, to Allison who was sharing her body dysmorphic issues with us at lunch
"I was horrified that any man would marry her, but in that religion there are a lot of really fat women."
- Allison, about a rather obese Mormom woman
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