"We put in the
gayest pool on earth last summer. It’s all blue mosaic tile with
fountains spurting water spouts. All we need are go-go boys dancing to house
music all day long, and we’ll be set."
"By night, I’m akin to Flo from the hit
sitcom “Alice” (based on the hit
Ellen Burstyn movie Alice
Doesn’t Live Here Anymore), where I’m harassed by lots of gay men
(and a few straight women) at Zest Spirited Dining. And no, I don’t say, “Kiss
My Grits” very often, for fear someone will take that as a sexual
advance."