JENNCHANTAL

March 26, 2007

"We put in the gayest pool on earth last summer. It’s all blue mosaic tile with fountains spurting water spouts. All we need are go-go boys dancing to house music all day long, and we’ll be set."

- Andrew (BGH), on his new gay pool

April 5, 2006

"I was at Pei Wei, trying to choose a delish dish, and pondered out loud, Who's your mommy? Edamame."

- Andrew, king of the amazing one liners

October 27, 2005

"By night, I’m akin to Flo from the hit sitcom “Alice” (based on the hit Ellen Burstyn movie Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore), where I’m harassed by lots of gay men (and a few straight women) at Zest Spirited Dining. And no, I don’t say, “Kiss My Grits” very often, for fear someone will take that as a sexual advance."

- Andrew, on his night job