JENNCHANTAL

October 27, 2006

"I know you've always been thin, but do you ever feel fat in LA?"

- Ashley, during her visit to the Southland from the Bay Area. Apparently all the skinny minnies were starting to "wear thin" on her nerves

April 22, 2006

Jeff: "The first time I had a massage I kept my shorts on. The second time I decided to just go for it [and get naked] and I got a dude."
Ashley: "Too much information, Jeff!"

- Ashley thought Jeff said "got wood" instead of "got a dude" - definitely the hot tub joke of the day

December 23, 2005

"He could cut his other fingers down to nubs to make it easier."

- Ashley, after Maricel told her that her musician boyfriend was teaching a man whose middle and ring fingers were nubs how to play the banjo