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December 31, 2006

"If I weren't so happy I'd be miserable."

- Charles

July 27, 2006

"It's like Shark Week!"

- Charles, after his about-to-pop pregnant wife complained that she only signed up for 1 day of labor (she's been having contractions for the past week). Charles somehow likened it to Discovery's Shark Week. I don't really get it, but it made me laugh.

July 14, 2006

"She's not nearly as crazy as her teeth make her look."

- Charles, about a lady with three teeth who stopped over to talk with him while we waited to be seated for dinner on Main Street.

July 1, 2006

"Wouldn't the wood alone cost more than that?"

- Charles, after he heard that Jeff's cousins were moving into a 5 bedroom home in Wichita, Kansas for $60,000

May 30, 2006

"Crazy duck!"

- Charles, during an Aflac commercial. Charles and Tara don't have cable, so whenever they come over they insist on watching all the commericals that we normally fast forward through.

May 26, 2006

"I just created $150 pair of chaps."

- Charles, who ripped his dress pants immediately following an important job interview along the crotch line and WASN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!

May 24, 2006

Charles: "I'm about to poop Dog's!"
Tom (AKA Dog's): "And I'm about to poop a chicken!"

- More Lost-inspired animal poop

May 13, 2006

Charles: "Imagine if the KGB installed a camera into that dragonfly and it's really flying around us to spy on our conversation."
Me: "Charles, please don't ever turn schizophrenic."
Charles: "Good point. It'd probably take a few months for anyone to even realize the difference."

May 10, 2006

"I'm about to poop a chicken."

- Charles, on how good Lost was

April 9, 2006

"It's called 'The Homeless Guys Who Stand Outside of Uhaul'."

- Charles, when I asked him the name of his moving company