JENNCHANTAL: Charles

March 30, 2006

"Life is distraction enough for Charles."

- Jeff, who ruled against allowing Charles to ever wear headphones on 4th Street again

"It must be annoying being around people who are always flashing back."

- Charles, while watching Lost

"I don't want a retarded baby."

- Charles, on why he doesn't want his pregnant wife Tara painting the nursery. Does anyone ever wish for a retarded baby?

"We're celebrating Single's Appreciation Day."

- Charles, who decided to forgo a Valentine's Day celebration with his wife to instead hang out with their single friends and eat Chinese Food

"BrokeLost Mountain."

- Tom, during our Complex-wide viewing of Lost in response to the fact he had to sit so close to Charles on the couch

"How very turn-of-the-century of you."

- Charles, on my new puzzle hobby

"I'm fat and I'm slow."

- Charles, about his new cyclying addiction