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"Except for when I call you every five minutes to get me a cup of coffee."
- Clint, recounting what he said during an interview when asked if he could work independently. Not only did no one laugh, but the person that asked him this question happened to be the only woman of African decent in the room - which made his attempt at a joke even more offensive. Love it. Only Clint.
"The rich don't live like you and me."
- Clint. This is particularly ironic in that Clint's been traveling the world for the past year without a job and currently living in Greece with "the rich."
"Sir, I am not the person listed on this ticket."
- Clint's response in court to the judge who asked him if he received the speeding ticket in question. Clint was hoping that because it was sent to CUNT Cavanuagh, he might be able to get out of it...
"I took a sleeping pill. That's my family's version of hot cocoa."
- Clint, comparing his family's "comfort food" to mine
"Parental guilt can be lucrative when mined properly."
- Clint, on his recent father-sponsored 6-month "retirement" period from working
