Mom: "What area code is 925? I just received my first ever text message. It said, What ya doin? Jesus is wonderful." Dad: "I think 925 is the area code in Heaven."
- My Dad, after he witnessed me attempting to throw a ball to Acey. Being my father, wouldn't it have been his job to teach me to not throw like a girl?
"I liked Sonny and Cher, what does that say about me?"
- My Dad, after Kristen suggested that the Cher auction she's planning to attend on Monday in Beverly Hills might not be the best place to land a date...
- My Dad, after we ate a very LARGE mid-day Spaghetti meal. Blupper is the new brunch - breakfast, lunch, and supper (yes, he told me to copyright it for him)
- Kristen, reenacting an experience with my father the weekend prior. He was kicking back with his hands crossed behind his head and had no idea where that spring fresh smell was coming from...