JENNCHANTAL

April 14, 2007

Mom: "What area code is 925? I just received my first ever text message. It said, What ya doin? Jesus is wonderful."
Dad: "I think 925 is the area code in Heaven."

April 13, 2007

"You throw like a girl."

- My Dad, after he witnessed me attempting to throw a ball to Acey. Being my father, wouldn't it have been his job to teach me to not throw like a girl?

January 14, 2007

"The homeless have it better than you do!"

- DadChantal, after I told him that it was 48 degrees in our condo when we woke up this morning

October 1, 2006

"I liked Sonny and Cher, what does that say about me?"

- My Dad, after Kristen suggested that the Cher auction she's planning to attend on Monday in Beverly Hills might not be the best place to land a date...

September 24, 2006

"Of course I will. Otherwise, everyone will know that I don't have many friends."

- My Dad, after I double checked that the "mass email" he was sending out to friends and family would be bcc

May 8, 2006

"We had Blupper^©."

- My Dad, after we ate a very LARGE mid-day Spaghetti meal. Blupper is the new brunch - breakfast, lunch, and supper (yes, he told me to copyright it for him)

May 5, 2006

"It's just a shame that they were born during tax season."

- My Dad, who apparently finds my sister's and my April/May birthdays inconvenient

January 24, 2006

"What's that smell? Oh! It's my new deodorant."

- Kristen, reenacting an experience with my father the weekend prior. He was kicking back with his hands crossed behind his head and had no idea where that spring fresh smell was coming from...

December 25, 2005

"That's not a horoscope, that's advice."

- My Dad, after Kristen read aloud her Christmas horoscope, "Come Friday, make a travel decision or one about higher education."