JENNCHANTAL

May 9, 2006

"I had a huge sign that said Billy Banks Lives Here."

- Dana, on how a random passerby to her garage sale (no, not in Hayward) knew that she had Taebo video tapes for sale

March 27, 2006

Me: "I just accidentally said 'ping.' Now I have to shoot myself."
Dana: "I'll shoot for you."

- Ugh, I've officially gone corporate

January 19, 2006

"You're halfway to becoming an anorexic - minus the not eating food part."

- Dana, to Allison who was sharing her body dysmorphic issues with us at lunch

November 28, 2005

"He's taking classes to be a spiritual guide."

- Dana, about a guy she met. I wonder if that's offered at the Learning Annex?

November 15, 2005

"Makabelly"

- Title of a maybeiam post that just slayed me (I'm a sucker for some Tupac humor)

October 25, 2005

"Stuffy muffin."

- Random guy that passed Dana and me during our beach walk. The crazies are back...

October 20, 2005

"It's amazing what busting out the L-word can do."

- Dana, on creative ways to manipulate a relationship