Blossom
Premier Date: January 1, 1991
Network: NBC
Title Role: Child actress, Mayim Bialik, as Blossom
Theme Song: "My Opinionation"
Plot Synopsis: Blossom
Russo experiences the trials and tribulations of growing up as a smart, independent teenage girl living with her divorced father, cute but dumb brother Joey, and ex-drug addict old brother Anthony
Guest Stars: Alf played himself in the first season
Awards: 1993 Emmy nominee for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Lighting Direction (Electronic) for a Comedy Series
End Date: May 22, 1995 - after 5 seasons and 114 episodes
Nearly 10 years later, on May 10, 2005, I had the pleasure of seeing the former Ms. Russo on the street in Westwood (unfortunately, not with her best friend Six). It was truly one of the highlights of my career as a Celebrity Star Sighter - I mean, we're talking about Blossom here...you don't get bigger than that!
Oh, Blossom fans around the world - let's all unite and hold hands and sing "My Opinionation" together in harmony. We can sit around the campfire and reenact scenes from our favorite episodes. I'll go first. Remember the time when Blossom finally decides to give her virginity to Vinnie and he refuses and then later she finds out he's in a coma from a motorcycle accident?!?! Whoa!
Blossom had a message - a deep, powerful message - that will forever be championed by her biggest fans and supporters. Thus, it only makes sense that an entire decade later someone so inspired by this show would find my website and use it as a forum to spread The Word of Blossom to fans far and wide. But my apologies, fellow Blossom superfan, you will have to find another platform to express your insightful thoughts about racism, sexuality, and beastility to the world. JennChantal.com is not the place.
By the way...the craziest thing about IP addresses. You know they can be tracked down? So don't you worry - your message will not fall on deaf ears as I've emailed your AOL internet service provider with all the glorious details of every single one of your comments. Boy, I bet they just can't WAIT to get into a witty repartee with someone so refined as yourself about the status of your account. Good luck!
And finally, I understand you might just be a tad upset about our little Blossom-inspired falling out and feel compelled to share your thoughts. But try and try as you might - I'm moderating my comments and yours will just never make it to the world wide web through JennChantal.com. So until we meet again, my friend, just remember what God once told Joey Russo, "All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go boom."
*JennChantal
