JENNCHANTAL

January 3, 2006

"Hi! I haven't talked to you all year!"

- Ernest, who made only one New Year's Resolution this year - to win a 2006 Chanty. Could this first attempt at a nomination actually seal the deal?

December 21, 2005

"My boss gave me the change in her pocket."

- Ernest, comparing our holiday bonuses

November 17, 2005

"It's always good to have a slacker on your team. Makes you look valuable, no matter what you do."

- Ernest, Mr. Big Picture

November 4, 2005

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR A COSTUME?!?!?!?"

- Me, to Ernest about the geekiest thing I've ever heard of in the entire world. Unfortunately, it's not my place to spread the details of his nerdiness around the internetS, so this is as close as I can get...

October 31, 2005

"I'll be giving out advice. Buy low - sell high! First socks, THEN shoes."

- Ernest on what he was planning to give out to Halloween trick-or-treaters