JENNCHANTAL

April 28, 2007

"He tried to tell me that cocaine was harvested from the cocoa plant."

- Heather, who Dares to Be Aware regarding the coca

January 1, 2007

"It was a weird vibe...maybe there were just too many Sandlins in the room."

- Heather (last name Sandlin) on New Year's Eve with the family

April 10, 2006

"I wonder if she was medicated?"

- Heather, on her friend's decision to host her wedding on a cruise ship surrounded by 75 family members for 5 days straight

February 23, 2006

"How fabulous was his dads perfect pump?  He was so old school with that hairdo, total D.I.L.F!"

- Heather, about my high school boyfriend's father. This guy had a total old school pompadore, second to none

January 31, 2006

"This isn't an audition for Rent!"

- Heather, who didn't appreciate that the guy she was dancing with at the hip hop club was trying to get her to dance the merengue

December 9, 2005

"Is this your dad?"

- From a letter Heather's father found that I had written to her in college. The stamp was a Daniel Boone character with a coon-skin cap, musket, holding up some kill. I had drawn an arrow on the envelope asking the above question. Nice.