JENNCHANTAL

February 28, 2007

"I would certainly be a little upset if i ate something contaminated with another person's feces.  Not a good treat in my opinion."

- Jamie, after I accused him of serving Hep-A infected food to Beyonce (he's a Hollywood caterer)

July 21, 2006

"Aren't those 'math types' annoying?"

- Jamie (who is getting his Ph.D. in chemistry), after I told him that poker players that run their mouths about pot odds really frustrate me

July 18, 2006

"Don't give me that crapcake!"

- Email forward to me by Jamie from a disgruntled ex-4th Street Player. If I'm ever on Inside the Actor's Studio - I'm going to say "crapcake" is my favorite cuss word.

July 13, 2006

"I'm never going to learn how to spell that!"

- Me, after Jamie (Dr. DILIH) said the following hysterically worthy quote: "I spent an entire summer researching GHB." We all started laughing because it sounds so creepy and everyone was proclaiming that to be my quote of the day. However, I quote re-raised him - when I stated that I wouldn't be able to figure out how to spell GHB.

July 2, 2006

"I guess he's pretty egotistical. But so am I - so it doesn't really bother me."

- Jamie

April 13, 2006

"Jesus says Hallelujah (prior to celebrating His impending death tomorrow on Good Friday)!!!"

- Jamie (Dr. Drop It Like It's Hot), who was encouraged by some good news

March 14, 2006

"I thought you were dumb."

- Jamie (Dr. Drop It), recounting what his restaurant manager said to him when he told her he was going to Notre Dame for undergrad