JENNCHANTAL

February 22, 2007

"Blogos."

- Jeff's spanish for 'blog'

February 14, 2007

"I love you because you're clutzy."

- Jeff's Valentine's Day charm, after I broke the door off the oven and shattered a glass measuring cup down the kitchen sink drain and subsequently damaged the garbage disposal while making our V-Day dinner together.

February 5, 2007

"Some 22 year old called Prince 'old people's music'."

- Jeff, recounting something tragic he read online

January 28, 2007

"Too much man ass."

- Jeff, during this week's episode of Rome in which they showed 3 different guy's naked butts, 2 gay sex scenes, and 1 frontal shot of male genitalia. Typically, it's all boobies so maybe they were just trying to balance out the past season and a half.

January 6, 2007

"He had a Caesar."

- Jeff, after Julius Caesar in the HBO show Rome had an epileptic seizure

December 24, 2006

"Maybe that's where the expression comes from?"

- Jeff, after he witnessed a homeless man (aka a bum) bum a cigarette

December 16, 2006

"Maybe that's how they are training them now."

- Jeff, when we saw a middle eastern man wearing a turban flying one of the Astro Orbitor jets

December 4, 2006

"Imagine if he knew how good I was calibrating our plasma tv levels!"

- Jeff, about his new boss who was raving about Jeff's ability to 'calibrate' their content and make it poker-appropriate

December 2, 2006

"You'd be even more pissed if you knew how she normally played."

- Jeff, to my Head's Up opponent after I won a big pot playing 9-6 off

November 26, 2006

"I just lived The Wire."

- Jeff, on a break from our 10 hour marathon watching The Wire season 2. He'd just come back from the grocery store where 3 police cars had come to arrest a guy stealing a 24 pack of beer. Santa Monica just doesn't have the same sort of crime season as West Baltimore, I guess...