JENNCHANTAL

February 19, 2007

"How cool would it be to be able to go play poker with your girlfriend at the casino?"

- Jesse, after running into Jeff and me at the Hustler casino

December 22, 2006

"I don't want her to Munchausen me."

- Jesse, who is nervous to get medical help from his step-mother

December 14, 2006

"Did you just say you wanted to eat all the dogs?"

- Jesse, who misheard our Philipino co-worker say that he wanted to free all the dogs

November 15, 2006

"Take the Kids Product Manager position, you won't have to do a thing - they're on cruise control in that group."

- Jesse, Kids Product Manager - recounting the advice our HR manager gave to him when he was deciding whether he should take this position. For the past 4 months he and our team (everyone but me) have been clocking at least 15 hour days to churn out the Kids site.

November 3, 2006

"Luke, you are my cousin, twice removed."

- Jesse and Me, riffing more ways our boss could mess up the Star Wars line

October 30, 2006

"Friday antics on a Monday morning."

- Jesse. One of those rare "had to be there" moments on JennChantal when I can't figure out how to best capture why this quote was funny but it involved a blow up Tom & Jerry mallet and that's as good an explanation as your're going to get.

October 19, 2006

"I'm a pretty clean guy. I mean, not my room - but my body."

- Another gem from Jesse

October 18, 2006

"I've learned you've gotta really dummy it down when you're talking to a guy from Uhaul."

- Jesse

September 18, 2006

"Meet me at the tree."

- Jesse, after we Googled (yes, Googled) his upcoming trip to Bangalore, India and found that there's one tree in the entire city

September 6, 2006

"Listen, you can't lead bees to honey if you don't have the juice."

- Another great Jesse-ism