JENNCHANTAL

September 5, 2006

"Chickens do not save the bike."

- Jesse, after a co-worker said his bike was stolen from his gated backyard. Jesse suggested getting a big yard dog to ensure his future safety, but the co-worker said he couldn't have a big dog because he raises chickens. See? These quotes often make no sense on the surface, but given the proper back story - you find yourself thinking they are masterful words of wisdom.

August 7, 2006

"I'm like Einstein."

- Jesse, comparing himself to one of the greatest minds of all time because he picks his shirts blindly from his closet each day.

August 2, 2006

"The only thing that came out of that meeting is that our boss needs to work on his jump shot."

- Jesse, after attending an apparently pointless meeting that included several missed attempts by our boss to throw his seltzer can into the trash