- Jill's mother, as we stood on the sidewalk waiting for Tim to pick us up. So the joke became that we looked like a bunch of hookers. Cabs kept thinking she was hailing them over, so this was her response.
Jill: "I'm really testing the bounds of our friendship." Me: "Good thing you're leaving!"
- After I spent the day helping Jill with a garage sale and in advance of waking up at 4:30am to go to the Price is Right with her on Monday all before her big move in a week