JENNCHANTAL

May 3, 2006

"They should always present the house to a black family first - even if it's not a black family that lives there - because they have the best reactions. Hands in the air, fainting to the ground, jumping for joy..."

- Jill's recommendation for the producers of Extreme Home Makeover

April 14, 2006

"You buy a $600,000 house and your next door neighbor shits in an outhouse in his backyard."

- Jill, on living in Venice

March 1, 2006

Jill: "I wouldn't have reacted that way."
Me: "Yea, me neither."

- Realizing our boyfriends are better people than we are and we're both also a *tad* hypocritical

February 26, 2006

Jill: "I could never be a pilot because I don't understand the physics of flying."
Me: "Do you understand physics at all?"
Tim: "She doesn't even know what physics means."

January 10, 2006

"Most dogs get really freaked out by creepy kids."

- The DogWalker, after a - surprise - really weird little girl walked by and spooked Winnie the dog

December 31, 2005

"Why would I want just a shot of fucking milk?!?!"

- Tim to Jill. He was very angry that the complimentary cookies and shot of milk that normally comes with your check at Violet's restaurant was not part of the New Years pre-fixed menu. Jill told him he could probably order a shot of milk...but obviously the milk wasn't what he was interested in.

November 30, 2005

"Great minds think alike. Actually, come to think of it - great minds don't think alike at all. That's what makes them great minds in the first place!"

- Philosophical cashier at the cafe after Jill and I ordered the same meal (great minds) who inadvertently suggested we were anything but great minds

October 30, 2005

"No quick getaways for you."

- Jill, as she watched me struggle for a few minutes trying to remember exactly how to operate the Prius. It's not a normal car, people! I'm still not used to all the high-tech gadgetry