JENNCHANTAL

January 11, 2007

"Make like a computer and get with the program."

- Keith

December 21, 2006

"Does anybody here agree with what Kramer was saying on stage?"

- Keith, about Michael Richards racist, comedic rant

September 14, 2006

"Your ovaries hurt? Rub some dirt in them."

- Keith's sound medical advice

June 22, 2006

"There sure are a lot of koi in this pond."

- Keith, referring to the many "fish" at the poker table

March 2, 2006

"Have you ever been on a conference call? Is it weird?"

- Keith, welcome to the exciting and fast paced business world...

December 27, 2005

"Did you ask for a pager too?"

- Keith, after his mom said she wanted a film (not-digital) camera for Christmas

December 22, 2005

"I guess I have to be funnier next year."

- Keith, realizing he didn't win a Chanty

November 19, 2005

"If I had know that's what it meant, I wouldn't have emailed it to you in the subject line!"

- Keith (Jeff's brother), who was mortified to learn that "dinner for two" in poker terminology has a sexual connotation (for the hand 6-9)--he thought it meant two-pair--after sending his brother's girlfriend an email with that as the subject.