JENNCHANTAL

April 30, 2007

"I never need to do that again. I'm way to old for it."

- Matia, on going to Coachella

April 16, 2007

"You are way too serious for it to be 9:30 on a Monday morning."

- Matia, who I apparently frightened with my back-to-business demeanor this morning, given that I actually have real work to do for the first time in a couple of months

March 28, 2007

"Myopic bastards."

- Matia. I love that I work with people that are able to form impressively wordsmithed insults

February 8, 2007

"Do dogs grow into their environment, like fish do? You know how fish only grow as big as the tank they're in? Is it the same for dogs?"

- Matia, getting the prize for stupidest question of the day

February 7, 2007

"My son had flushed his underwear down the toilet."

- Matia, on the root of their recent plumbing problems (to be fair, his son is only 2 and a half)

October 31, 2006

"Are you wearing a costume?"

- Matia, to me. You know when you were in elementary school and the bully would ask you if you wearing a Halloween mask to be mean? Well, this was kind of like that because I wasn't wearing a costume at all, just normal clothes. To be fair, he thought I was dressed as a 50s girl because my jeans were rolled up and I was wearing a white blouse. But still...

September 27, 2006

"I don't think you'd fare too well in India."

- Matia, who is currently in the bustling, over-populated, pollution-ridden state of Bangalore, India visiting our engineering team. Did I mention I also hate curry?