JENNCHANTAL

May 4, 2007

"No wonder Jeff kept telling me we HAD to get together with Natalie to celebrate!"

- Me, after our friend Natalie insisted on paying for our celebratory engagement dinner

April 20, 2007

"Look at the bright side - this only happens once every six years."

- Me, trying to rationalize my extreme drunkeness to Jeff. I'd gone out for birthday drinks with my co-workers and quickly consumed three drinks without pairing my selection with any sort of dinner. Jeff spent the next 14 hours taking care of me - which he did back in 2001 for my 25th birthday. I remember my Mom said he was a keeper after that ordeal.

April 10, 2007

"The less work I do, the more I get paid."

- Me, climbing the corporate ladder

March 25, 2007

"Wow, you're rich!"

- Me, after King Richard said that he wanted to buy Planet Earth. He meant the Discovery channel DVD series for his new HD tv, but I didn't know that at the time. Actually, this quote happened on Thursday night, but Jeff and I were actually watching the Planet Earth series on Sunday and we reminisced how funny this little gem of mine was and since I can't think of anything better, this will do.

March 12, 2007

"I don't give a f*$k about Easter."

- Me, to Heather who for some reason thought I might have church plans on Easter Sunday

March 8, 2007

"Not to be cliche, but I'm TOTALLY FUCKED UP right now!"

- Little ol' drunk me

February 11, 2007

"Rascal Fats."

- Me, during Rascal Flat's Grammy performance

January 26, 2007

"Because he's brown and yellow?"

- Me, after Jeff said that JR's Barbeque calls their Arnold Palmer (half iced tea, half lemonade) drink a Tiger Woods. I didn't realize that Arnold Palmer was a golfer, so this was the only explanation that seemed to make sense.

January 24, 2007

"Apparently you can't yank their necks when they're being bad and you can't throw them in a cage unattended when you leave for the day."

- Me, comparing babies to puppies and why Child Protective Services would suggest I delay motherhood for the time being

December 9, 2006

"And now here they sit in front of us - happy, in love, married, home bitches."

- Me, during my maid-of-honor-in-spirit wedding speech. Jill and Tim are "home bitches" because neither one of them have had a job in the 5 months since they moved from LA